Octuplets Mess

Well, I have been reading about this insane octuplet mother and her wish to be Angelina Jolee, and I remembered this hilarious video by the Venetian Princess. She's freakin' hilarious. She always dresses like the person she's making fun of. Doesn't she look like Angelina in this video? You should check out all her videos here. 

Awards

I got a couple of awards from who else? Leah at Always Pretty in Pink.

  

This first award is the Friendship Award. 

This award states:

"These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. "

This is the Lovely Lemonade Award. 

As always here are the rules:
1. Put the logo on your blog or post.
2. Nominate blogs which show great attitude and/or gratitude.
3. Be sure to link to your nominees within your post.
4. Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.
5. Share the love and link to this post and to the person from whom you received the award.

I nominate: 

Katie at Dr. Katie Goes to Medical School

Melody at Mel's Belles

I got Tagged

I got tagged.
The Rules:

1. Go to your documents/pictures.

2. Go to your 6th file.

3. Go to your 6th picture.

4. Blog about it.

5. Tag 6 people to do the same.

Well, this picture's pretty lame. I thought about cheating so I could post a fun picture, but I really just couldn't bring myself to it. Anyways, this is when my car got totaled. Mine's the blue Lexus ES300 on the bottom. Basically, this elderly lady (had to be close to 100) drove over a wall and parked her car on top of my car. This picture was taken while the tow truck was pulling her car off. In the end, my windsheild was busted, hood cruched, fender bukled, and bumper falling off. Plus, she knocked the muffler loose and unaligned the tires. Terrible, I know.

The worst part was that not even a minute before, I was under my hood checking my oil level. If she would have been a minute earlier, I would probly be dead right now. Makes you appreciate life a little more. Huh?

Quotables

Well, I'm gonna have to brag on my sister Sarah. She's 10 and she's the most hilarious person I've ever met. Whether she is funny on purpose . . . that's questionable. : )

Sunday, during church.

Sarah: Beka, your breath stinks.

Me: No, it doesn't. I just brushed my teeth, and I'm chewing gum.

Sarah: Then, your nose breath stinks. Can you please breath through your mouth.



Monday, before school.

Sarah: I haven't been to school in a week. Hope I hope I don't act like a maniac.

I Love Jesus, but I drink a Little

I saw this video on Dr. Katie's blog, and I just couldn't help myself. I have to put it on mine, too.

I Know how the Cardinals Feel

Well, they announced rank today. Surprise! I am not, in fact, Valedictorian. I am salutatorian. I don't even know how to spell that, because that wasn't the plan. I haven't started crying . . . yet. I just can't believe that that's it. Four years of hard work and that's it. I lose. I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.I lose.It doesn't matter how many times I write it. It doesn't get better. It doesn't go away. I lost. I lost myself. I just feel empty. I guess that's how the Cardinals feel. They got to the Super Bowl and they lost. That's it. No ring. No fanfare. They are a disappointment. I am a disappointment. Now I am crying. Being a disappointment is the hardest part. My family cried. And I . . . I drowned my sorrow in 42 grams of blissful sugar. And I am not sure what's gonna happen to me. . . Maybe, I'll just have another cupcake.

25 Things You Didn't Know About Me

I got tagged on facebook, so I figured since I already put the work into it I should post it here to. Here are 25 facts that you didn't know about me. : )

1. I am totally technologically challenged. I already typed up this entire list and accidentally deleted it.
2. I am a closet sugar eater. Shhhh! Don't Tell. ; )
3. My car is the loudest at Wilson Central (and not on purpose).
4. I drink organic milk from a farm in Rock Springs. It's chunky. : /
5. I get up at 4:00 a.m. every morning.
6. I love the smell of charcoal and wood burning.
7. I can grill babyback ribs. I even have a secret barbecue sauce recipe.
8. I hate Popsicles. Thinking about them makes my teeth hurt.
9. I hate KFC. The smell makes me sick.
10. I am completely unmotivated. I have no idea what I want to do with my life, despite what I might tell you.
11. I have 4 sisters, but I am sort of more like their mom than their sister. (B/C I am so bossy.)
12. I love all things pink. (See the post of my room for proof.)
13. My favorite movie is Mulan. I sing all the songs in the shower. : )
14. My favorite author is Jane Austen. I must have read Pride and Prejudice a hundred times.
15. I love to make my own clothes. My family, however, has warned me they are prepared to nominate my for What Not to Wear.
16. Goodwill is my hero. They provide jobs to those in need and great deals.
17. You need to stay on my good side, because I'm like Mr. Darcy. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
18. I have 30 pairs of shoes. Mostly flats and boots and heels and tennis shoes . . .
19. I know my way around a Dutch oven. I especially love Dutch oven peach cobbler.
20. My dream is to be on SNL. (Yeah, I am secretly hilarious.)
21. I want to move to Australia and stay until I have an accent.
22. Sparkling Voss is my favorite water. It comes in really nice glass bottles.
23. I could not live without my North Face backpack.
24. Chicago is my favorite city of all time.
25. I am secretly obsessed with Joe Jonas.