Quotables

Two quotes this week stood out from the rest. Enjoy!

"Eating celery is like negative calories because you burn so many chewing."

"More than a handful is wasted . . . but boys hands are bigger."

Quotables

My sister, Hannah, is so hilarious, but totally not on purpose. Here are a couple of examples.

Conversation in Car, driving by GirlScout cookie stand:

Hannah: I love GirlScout cookies! Too bad I don't have $14.

Me: What do you need $14 for?

Hannah: To buy a box.

Me: One box?

Hannah: Yeah . . . that's how much they cost, isn't it?


This morning while getting ready:

Me: Hannah, I'm really tired. I stayed up late watching CSPAN.

Hannah: What's CSPAN?

Me: Like, the Congress channel.

Hannah: Why in the world were you watching that?

Me: Because T. Boone Pickins was giving an address on foreign oil dependence. (Pause) Did you know that America uses 25% of the daily oil produced, but we only have 4% of the population?

Hannah: (completely serious) What do we use it all for? To fry stuff?

Quotables

An overheard conversation between Hannah and Isaac on the strange smell coming from the garbage can. 

Isaac: Eww. That stinks. 

Hannah: Then breathe through your mouth. 

Isaac: No way. Then I'll taste it. 

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Well, I'm gonna have to brag on my sister Sarah. She's 10 and she's the most hilarious person I've ever met. Whether she is funny on purpose . . . that's questionable. : )

Sunday, during church.

Sarah: Beka, your breath stinks.

Me: No, it doesn't. I just brushed my teeth, and I'm chewing gum.

Sarah: Then, your nose breath stinks. Can you please breath through your mouth.



Monday, before school.

Sarah: I haven't been to school in a week. Hope I hope I don't act like a maniac.